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Aug 20, 2014 / 626,137 notes

overly-khr-obsessed:

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kessuburd:

huffingtonpost:

My Beautiful Woman based on a true story. 

Think twice before you judge a parent. 

most watch.

Guys, please watch this. This has to be one of the most powerful videos in the world, I bawled my eyes out

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Aug 20, 2014 / 338,682 notes

ironychan:

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39cliffsidedrive:

Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.

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Aug 20, 2014 / 196,032 notes

smile-and-press-on:

remember that time Paris Hilton made fun oh herself on Supernatural

like

this actually happened

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iambeyinspired:

Couple who shades together stay together

this is what i want 

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Aug 20, 2014 / 1,196 notes

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bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:Hey MomI’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.Love,Your Son.A couple days later he got a response from his mother:Dear Son,I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.When are the two of you coming for dinner?Love,Mom


BEST MOM

I’m crYING

AWESOME. MOM !!
Aug 20, 2014 / 518,782 notes

akiruagneedsamurder:

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

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BEST MOM

I’m crYING

AWESOME. MOM !!

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Aug 20, 2014 / 1,057 notes

serfborts:

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really, how do people notice this shit? i mean, my eyes were with nicki’s ass all the time 

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Aug 20, 2014 / 4 notes

kingsetqueensblog:

Here’s the latest Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga duet, “I Can’t Give You Anything But Love”. Adelaide Hall’s 1928 original jazz track gets yet another cover version that is to be included in the duo’s upcoming project. They do it justice and their rendition is totally decent, with vocals on point. However, I fail to get how this collaboration will work for the audiences of both artists, since it does actually work in the studio. Anyway, take a listen and we’ll have to see that.

therealhamster:

no really i need to know
Aug 19, 2014 / 302,275 notes

therealhamster:

no really i need to know

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Aug 19, 2014 / 255,884 notes

fuckmestupid:

FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING DID IT

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Aug 19, 2014 / 21 notes

wecouldwecould:

Tony Bennett, Lady Gaga - I Can’t Give You Anything But Love 

Aug 19, 2014 / 1 note

artpussycat:

VENUS

dat ass

Aug 19, 2014 / 30 notes
angolo-di-paradiso:

💋Don’t you know my ass is famous?
Aug 19, 2014 / 23 notes

angolo-di-paradiso:

💋Don’t you know my ass is famous?